She wants to visit....

[catzenmouse]

Ecr,

 I spent a VERY short time living in rural Kentucky and those magazines would have been the hottest sellers on the rack from what I saw there! That was good! Thanks much, I needed a good laugh!

Ken

[ecr844]

Here's one more just for you "Catzenmouse."

"Dave24," If you need legal help once she's here as far as getting the all too illegal immigrant friendly amnesty, I hear this firm has fees which are 'non-exististant' and especially for the income that lacks!



Ok,ok...I'm done...sorry....

DEAR GOD i APOLOGIZE FOR THAT RIGHT THERE...i REALLEAH APLOLGIZE

[SANDRO43]

I guess I didn't like the idea of my dream girl fantasy being stomped to death

Who would ? But the keyword is in your own words.

Now I wait with baited breath to see what she says.

We all agree she's a scammer. Now, depending on the class of scammer she is:

1. Dumb scammer: she'll happily continue writing you as if she had not read your letter (which she hasn't).

2. Desperate scammer: she'll reply sympathising with your problems, in the hope not all of them are true and you're just testing her "affection" (and she may yet get at least a few nickels out of you).

3. Smart scammer: you'll never hear from her again, she's assessed you as not worth the trouble of even a further letter.

[I/O]

1. Dumb scammer: she'll happily
2. Desperate scammer: she'll reply
3. Smart scammer: you'll never hear from her again, she's assessed

The part which never ceases to amaze me is the immediate acceptance of the "She" part. Dave24, did it ever occur to you that your "honey" might have balls? Real ones that is. Uneffingbelievable.

I/O

[catzenmouse]

The part which never ceases to amaze me is the immediate acceptance of the "She" part. Dave24, did it ever occur to you that your "honey" might have balls? Real ones that is. Uneffingbelievable.

I/O

I/O

 Fat Yuri is just a myth created by anti-scam sites. She really, REALLY is real...

Ken

[SANDRO43]

The part which never ceases to amaze me is the immediate acceptance of the "She" part.

Point taken, next time I'll be more PC and write he/she, or better yet he/she/it to be on the safe side, SW programs may have their sensibilities hurt, too .

[KenC]

Dave24,
Dude I sympathize with you!  I know how it is to be down on your luck and see all those Russian honeys on the Net and I would like to give some sincere advice from the bottom of my heart.

Step away from the computer
and go get a friggen job!

[ecr844]

Dave24,
Dude I sympathize with you!  I know how it is to be down on your luck and see all those Russian honeys on the Net and I would like to give some sincere advice from the bottom of my heart.

Step away from the computer
and go get a friggen job!

The worst part is, many of us potentiallyare paying for him to have the chance to pursue his 'dream girl'....

[Vaughn]

I suggest you visit your local PayCheck Loan Center, borrow some cash
using the trailer as collateral, and send said funds immediately via
Western Union. Da*n the job - full speed ahead! There's too much
at stake to lose here, she's such a fox.

[catzenmouse]

Vaw-gun,

 Like the old beer commercial says.... "I Love you man!" TFF! 

Ken

[BillyB]

Dave24,

Get a job, accept some responsibility, and build up some self respect. Even if a hot woman landed at your door, do you know what to do with her? Surely you know you won't be able to keep her long.

We all were once gullible in our lives, that's a fact. Just look how many people write and say "gullible" without understanding it doesn't even exist!!! Not even in the dictionary. Remember the ole saying "ain't" isn't a word?

But we grow up, learn and get wise so we aren't naive and minimize our chances at being duped(real word). Make something out of your life before it passes you by, and then it's over. Think about making yourself attractive to a woman. You do want to get with a woman?

[START2]

It's not true. 'Possum is more between dark and white meat. It's dwite meat.
 Dave24, PM Kvinna she'll help you spend that second mortgage on the trailer. Thanks bud, we needed a good laugh here.

[I/O]

Point taken, next time I'll be more PC and write he/she, or better yet he/she/it to be on the safe side, SW programs may have their sensibilities hurt, too .

Sandro: Maybe my point was lost.  P/Cness was not on my agenda. The point is they it would appear to me that by far the greater percentage of scams are operated by men or groups of men and the only connection to women is some fancy photos being used.

I/O

[Gator]

Somehow my comment,

Tell her you will help her find a job when she visits you.  Ask if she likes erotic dancing because that pays well at a titty bar not far from your home.  The bar is so close that she could walk there in 30 minutes, and that is good because you have no car until she makes enough money to buy one for you.

Got interpreted as this,

At least there were a couple of sincere replies (Thank You Will 3rd,Lilly, Kvinna, Wayne B, Gator, and WmGO!!)

???????

Seriously Dave,  do not blame your predicament on anyone but yourself.  And you are young enough to change it.  And if you change it, you seem to have the other qualities to find yourself a nice American girl.  Digging a ditch is the only job where you start at the top.  So recognize that you will have to start your career at the bottom.  In a few years, who knows what you can accomplish.

[KenC]

Gator,
Just wait until the censorship police read your post!  You are going to be sent to the Pike jail!
KenC

[Vaughn]

KenC, just for the record, I hate the style of Pike's Report,
and I seldom drink beer with men of such outlook. I used the
word "arrogance" in describing him. Kuna used "exploitive".

I do believe Pike (and other memorable TR posters like him)
have every right to embarrass themselves on a public forum,,,

Just as we who find them laughable (and vile) have the right
to call them as they portray themselves.

No policing necessary, as far as I can tell, until one
group or the other is censored.

[Simoni]

Ok,ok...I'm done...sorry....

Yep, I agree....that was sorry--interjecting your politics in a site for discussion of FSU women. But since the damage is done, in all fairness, better run a magazine cover of Dick Cheney meeting (privately) with the oil company execs, then breaking the law by refusing to comply with open meeting rules to reveal what was discussed....and now you see where oil prices have gone.  

Better yet, let's not argue about politics here.  Let's talk about Russian Women, da?


Disclaimer-- local politics, like trailer park trash, is ok by me   LOL

[SANDRO43]

Sandro: Maybe my point was lost. 

No I/O, it wasn't, but my poor attempt at humour apparently was, I'll add more smileys, next time . Jeez, Pike's Polka really seems to have poisoned the air .

[KenC]

KenC, just for the record, I hate the style of Pike's Report,
and I seldom drink beer with men of such outlook. I used the
word "arrogance" in describing him. Kuna used "exploitive".

I do believe Pike (and other memorable TR posters like him)
have every right to embarrass themselves on a public forum,,,

Just as we who find them laughable (and vile) have the right
to call them as they portray themselves.

No policing necessary, as far as I can tell, until one
group or the other is censored.

Vaughn,
Dude it was only a joke.  (Obviously not a good one)  Some of the more rightous people on this forum might be offended by Gator's vulgar post.  (I thought it was TFF!)
KenC

[ScottinCrimea]

KenC's starting to sound like a broken record ala Thor.  He feels the need to interject the same comments into every thread no matter what the topic.

Dave, there is no friggin way that this woman could ever get a visa to come visit you.  Every Russian woman knows that and if they even make the suggestion than they are looking for some poor sucker to send the money for her new set of clothes so she can look even more hot in the pictures that she sends to the next poor sucker.

You have the money to go visit her?  Then go for it.  If you don't, forget even entertaining the fantasy of ever having a Russian wife.

[Vaughn]

Dude it was only a joke. 

Really? Truth is, the joke was funny, but I saw it as an
opportunity to state my position without stealing the thunder
from the "other" thread....

Vaughn

[Daveman]

Man, if she responds positively and still wants to come(shut up DaveMan!!!)  then I'll be the happiest guy on Earth,but I'm not hanging my hopes on it!!!

MRRRFFFFLLLL!!!!! MMMmrrrrrrRRFFFffffrrrrRRLLLL!!!!! HMMMMMFFFFRRRLLLL!!!!

[Jazzyclassy]

Dave,

Tell her you will help her find a job when she visits you.  Ask if she likes erotic dancing because that pays well at a titty bar not far from your home.  The bar is so close that she could walk there in 30 minutes, and that is good because you have no car until she makes enough money to buy one for you.
These little hurdles should not detract from true love.  Love conquers all.

hahahaha Gator that was funny
She looks like she is working there anyway

[I/O]

Dave,

Tell her you will help her find a job when she visits you.  Ask if she likes erotic dancing because that pays well at a titty bar not far from your home.  The bar is so close that she could walk there in 30 minutes, and that is good because you have no car until she makes enough money to buy one for you.

These little hurdles should not detract from true love.  Love conquers all.

Gator: Don't go publicising that thought, his brother might want to get in on the act once she "arrives to him" given the "trailer park/family" thing an'all.

I/O

[SANDRO43]

Dave 24, I just received my daily newsletter from Site 2 Date, and guess who appeared there ? Ella from Perm (sorry, Katya) who, apparently, is still looking, and says I think, that the majority of people would describe me as open, sincere, positive, and the warm person..

She also specifies in Info about a partner: I want to meet the intellectual, reliable person (are you good in this area ?) and her
Income: Unstable income (now getting a job becomes imperative for you ).

You can read the rest at http://www.site2date.com/profile.php?id=56638#