Author Topic: Ukraine Again: Something Old, Something New... (Read 54148 times)

Simoni · « **Reply #225 on:** July 22, 2007, 08:20:50 AM »

FAST FORWARD....TWO DAYS

I told you that this woman...

was a

Pretty Woman

but did I tell you she was beautiful?

Very very beautiful? Maybe the most beautiful girl in the word?

(uh...next to Marina)

The words of James Blunt will forcast how it all ended....

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

To be continued...

Simoni · « **Reply #226 on:** July 22, 2007, 08:24:04 AM »

to be continued...

cuz MIL is back from
the black sea
and has prepared her
mouth watering
pork for me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
just a thought, I am "busy" as Marina says!
But maybe someone else is not and would like
the phone number of
Pretty Woman?

Mir · « **Reply #227 on:** July 22, 2007, 09:35:34 AM »

Thanks Simoni

BTW I am not sure how you got her phone number? Did she send it across via Morse code by blinking her eyelashes?

Simoni · « **Reply #228 on:** July 22, 2007, 09:46:16 AM »

After supper, I'll let you know :-) LOL

Pork sure is delicious :-)

catzenmouse · « **Reply #229 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:03:38 AM »

I sure hope that Marina is too nearsighted to read the last couple of pages of this thread...

You might be in for one heck of a beating otherwise!

Ken

Simoni · « **Reply #230 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:06:58 AM »

OMG!!! Never thought of that :-( will have to throw her computer out the window when we get home! She has a sharp knife!!!

Simoni · « **Reply #231 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:28:12 AM »

Actually, knives!

Simoni · « **Reply #232 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:19:25 AM »

FINALLY....WHAT HAPPENED

Ok, dinner is over and we took the ten cent train back to our flat. Ten cents! Can you belive it?

Hello, AC!!!

Now I can finish the story of what happened when I encontered

Pretty Woman

Simoni · « **Reply #233 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:25:16 AM »

Quote from: Simoni on July 22, 2007, 07:48:50 AM

TOO MUCH BEER

I had been drinking beer for an hour.

I really really really needed to pee...

But this pretty woman, this confident woman, this cocky woman...

had me under her spell.

....and I was afraid to move!

What if I got up and went to the WC and she followed me?

What if?

Pretty Woman

WC DRAMA

At that precise second, Maria said "we are going to the WC. You stay here and watch our purses....

I groaned. I'd be alone with the Pretty Woman....

As soon as Marina and Tanya were out of sight, Pretty Woman made her move.

She arose.

She started walking toward me...
My God...she was beautiful!
Blond. Blue eyes. Long sexy legs. Short, short skirt.

And she spoke to me, in English, with that sexy Russian accent...

Simoni · « **Reply #234 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:40:26 AM »

LIGHT MY FIRE

"Light me?" she said, as she handed me a box of matches.

"Da," I said. With trembling hands, I struck a match, and lit her cigarette.

She puffed a couple of times, smiled, winked at me, and walked back to her seat. My eyes were glued to her graceful sway.

"Wait," I said. "Your matchbook."

"It's for you," she said.

As I closed the matchbook, I noticed a phone number written on the cover... 8050190xxxx. I replaced the last four numbers here with Xs, BTW.

I stuffed the matchbook into my pants, just as Marina and Tanya returned.

What should I do?

Throw it away?
Give it to a friend?
Give Pretty Woman a call?
Tell Marina everything?

catzenmouse · « **Reply #235 on:** July 22, 2007, 12:06:48 PM »

Now you know the answer to that one already don't you? Hmmm?

After you tell her and before she destroys the evidence send the matchbook to Gator.

Ken

Simoni · « **Reply #236 on:** July 22, 2007, 12:51:23 PM »

Good call

And that's one vote for Gator

Mir · « **Reply #237 on:** July 22, 2007, 12:54:27 PM »

Perhaps you should make sure she is not a high class whore.

Simoni · « **Reply #238 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:02:52 PM »

Nah, she spent two hours on a Friday night during prime time. A hooker would have been working those hours

Simoni · « **Reply #239 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:06:11 PM »

BTW-- one reader here wanted me to post a picture of

Pretty Woman

Do you really thing I took her picture???

LOL

However, she did remind me of someone....this girl...striking resemblance...

groovlstk · « **Reply #240 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Simoni on July 22, 2007, 01:30:50 AM

PRETTY WOMAN...SMILING AT ME
Such meetings with friends are pretty boring to me. Marina and her friends speak rapid russian. Marina tries to keep me in the conversation, but it's a lost cause. It ruins her conversation, so I generally tell her to forget about me and talk to her friends.

Simoni, not to drag your excellent TR off track, but I couldn't help but comment on this. New guys, take note: it's easy to get very antsy or peeved at being neglected during such moments. If you're with your girl and maybe one of her friends, she can translate and keep you involved in a conversation without too much trouble. But if she's with several friends it becomes a chore and drags everyone else down. It's one of those opportunities for you to earn that big "P" for patience medal, which Simoni earned long ago

Mir · « **Reply #241 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:15:20 PM »

Still try her phone and see what she wants

Wayne B · « **Reply #242 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:17:58 PM »

Mir, are you trying to get someone hurt

catzenmouse · « **Reply #243 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:20:53 PM »

I may be old and mostly senile but that sure looks like our very own Bewitched - Elizabeth Montgomery. One of the most beautiful women ever.

Ken

ecr844 · « **Reply #244 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:21:22 PM »

Quote from: catzenmouse on July 22, 2007, 12:06:48 PM

Now you know the answer to that one already don't you? Hmmm?

After you tell her and before she destroys the evidence send the matchbook to Gator.

Ken

"Catz,"

You forgot to remind him to remove all sharp pointy objects and as many things as possible which could be used as weapons before begining the explanation of what happened..You never know what can happen..

catzenmouse · « **Reply #245 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:23:09 PM »

ecr,

I sure hope I don't have to remind him to do that! Think he's been married long enough now to have those little things down pat.

Ken

Simoni · « **Reply #246 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:25:11 PM »

Quote from: catzenmouse on July 22, 2007, 01:20:53 PM

I may be old and mostly senile but that sure looks like our very own Bewitched - Elizabeth Montgomery. One of the most beautiful women ever.

Ken

Yep, you are the grand prize winner, Ken! And hey, pretty woman did indeed look like a young version of Elizabeth Montgomery

Mir · « **Reply #247 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:31:31 PM »

Well she sure bewitched you

Wayn B

A contact has already been established (eyes, smiles, match, lightning the cigarette).
What more harm can a phone call do and it might resolve some misunderstanding.

catzenmouse · « **Reply #248 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:32:49 PM »

Quote from: Simoni on July 22, 2007, 01:25:11 PM

Yep, you are the grand prize winner, Ken! And hey, pretty woman did indeed look like a young version of Elizabeth Montgomery

WooHoo! I'm going to take my prize right now! An All Expenses Paid Trip To the Refrigerator To Get A Beer!

catzenmouse · « **Reply #249 on:** July 22, 2007, 01:34:25 PM »

Quote from: Mir on July 22, 2007, 01:31:31 PM

What more harm can a phone call do and it might resolve some misunderstanding.

Nothing much. Just a little thing called castration for Simoni! I sure don't think there was ANY misunderstanding going on there.

Ken

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