Ukraine Again: Something Old, Something New...

[groovlstk]

What more harm can a phone call do and it might resolve some misunderstanding.

Even if Simoni's wife has a very remote chance of finding out if he chooses to call this girl, why would he want to risk his marriage just to satisfy his curiosity? 

[Simoni]

THE REAL STORY

Ok, I have a confession.

That last ending was FICTION…

I got carried away with the story, and let my daydreams take over…

It’s now time to tell the truth…the real story….let’s reset for it now…

TOO MUCH BEER

I had been drinking beer for an hour.

I really really really needed to pee...

But this pretty woman, this confident woman, this cocky woman...

had me under her spell.

....and I was afraid to move!

What if I got up and went to the WC and she followed me?

What if?

Pretty Woman

WC DRAMA

At that precise second, Maria said "we are going to the WC.  You stay here and watch our purses....

I groaned.  I'd be alone with the Pretty Woman....

[Simoni]

TEMPTATION EYES

        She's got something that moves my soul
        And she knows I'd love to love her
        But she lets me down every time
        Can't make her mine  she's no-one's lover
        Tonight with me she'll be so inviting
        I want her all for myself

        Temptation eyes  looking through my-my-my soul
        Temptation eyes, you got to love me
        Got to love me tonight

[Simoni]

I felt Pretty Woman's eyes on me again...

and I knew that the temptation was too powerful....

So when Marina said...
"we are going to the WC.  You stay here and watch our purses...."

I replied "No!  I will go with you."

And so I did.

Leaving Pretty Woman behind...

[Simoni]

GOODBYE PRETTY WOMAN

As we left the WC to go to the glass elevator, I saw Pretty Woman...walking away...
and heard James Blunt once again...

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

But you know what?  I didn't want to be with pretty woman.  I had the most beautiful and wonderful girl on my arm already...

But next came the big shocker,
and what this tale of our night out
has been building for...

[Simoni]

PRETTY WOMAN UNMASKED

I decided to level with Marina and tell her about miss temptation eyes....

My ego was pumped so high as I began...

"These girls in Ukraine are crazy, Marina....did you see that blond?  Flirting with me?"

"What blond?!!!!" 

"That bitch!!!  Didn't she saw that you are with me?"

Just then pretty woman passed directly below us on the escalator.   

"That girl," I said.

"I know her," Marina said.

"That's my neighbor.  She wasn't flirting with you, Simoni.   She as just trying to say to me HELLO."

"But I didn't even see her in the restaurant.  Where was she?"

The music did not just fade, it stopped...

Pretty Woman did not want me....she just was trying to say Privet to my wife    LOL

Truth is NOT stranger than fiction...

[catzenmouse]

TFF! Smash! Crush! Destroy! All those wonderful fantasies and the huge ego boost just got ripped out through your... well, you know! 

[ecr844]

**Forum hears "Simoni," say**

I'll be back in abit I need to go find my self-esteem

That's funny, great story, keep'em coming!!!!

[Simoni]

Yep, my imagination and daydreams got ahead of me that night  

Just as well that the girl did know Marina.  And just as well that Marina is blind and missed it all...it allowed my fantasy to play out a while longer  

[Simoni]

**Forum hears "Simoni," say**   That's funny, great story, keep'em coming!!!!

Thanks, ecr.  Marina and I are still laughing about that night 

[ScottinCrimea]

Since she's a neighbor, Can't you get her phone number for Gator?  Heavens, man, don't dash his dreams too!

[Simoni]

JEANS, JEANS, JEANS

Saturday, on our way back from a long trek up the hill from the city center, we passed the Rodeo Drive of Dnepr....lot's of high end stores.  But the 70 percent off signs lured Marina in, and hey--I went for the AC.

So I sat in the husband chair as she shopped.  Took a pic of these "jeans" with my camera phone, just for the readers here 

[Mir]

Nothing much. Just a little thing called castration for Simoni! I sure don't think there was ANY misunderstanding going on there.

So when Marina said...
"we are going to the WC.  You stay here and watch our purses...."

I replied "No!  I will go with you."

And so I did.

You went to the ladies?

[USCFAN]

Took a pic of these "jeans" with my camera phone, just for the readers here 

... oh man ... I'd like to get me a pair of jeans like those ... 

[Simoni]

... oh man ... I'd like to get me a pair of jeans like those ... 

You will, my friend, you will 

[Simoni]

You went to the ladies?

No, I went to the men's WC~ right beside the ladies 

[Simoni]

Coming next... Four ways of getting around big FSU cities..

taking pics for you, now...

and you too, USCFAN  of the 4th mode.

[gabrielo]

And Gabrielo....I'm honored that only your third post in a year and a half at RWD is about my Trip Report 

Marina asks where you are from; must be Europe since you are awake with us, 8 hours ahead of North Ameria 

say Hi to Marina. no, I'm from Monterrey,  Mexico. but sleep late, maybe too late this day, in a day your report got 4 new pages.

great twists in your history, I really believed all your posts until you told the truth.

[Thor]

Coming next... Four ways of getting around big FSU cities..

taking pics for you, now...

and you too, USCFAN  of the 4th mode.

Hi Simioni,

2 UK friends of mine are going to Dnieper on thursday. They plan to stay from thursday to monday. Do you know anyone that can help with accomadation cloose to Karl Max street? If so can you PM me your Ukr cell phone numser so the guys can give you a call???

[Simoni]

I sure do, Thor.  We are moving on to Kiev, so our flat will be free by then,  I assume they don't want to share a bed! :-). But I do know a second flat near us.  We are on karl marx at european sq 3 blocks from river.  My cell is 80634807739.  Call me: be nice to chat.

[2tallbill]

Simoni,

I have checked on the last post of you trip report several times. Because I wanted to read the whole thing and not wait to day by day to read your next post.

I can say that you have produced another master. You have written another TR which will get men off their butts to buy a ticket.

I wrote my only trip report because of reading things that you wrote (and Turbo).

Good job,

Take care,

Bill

[Simoni]

HAMMER KILLER "STRIKES" AGAIN

The death count has reached 20, as the killer claimed two more lives last night.  Police in Kiev are in route to Dnerp to assist in stopping this killing spree. 

I was out at midnight last night on a dark street and kept turning in circles...

Still, 20 out of 1.5 millon say I'll be ok.  Hopefully :-)

[Simoni]

I can say that you have produced another master. You have written another TR which will get men off their butts to buy a ticket.

...have traveled to the FSU five times and have not been successfull as of today. I have made WOVO trips, WMVW trips and have not been successful as of today.

2tall- thanks for your kind words.  And I have some for you- don't despair-you are doing fine.

Remember the turtle and the hare race..,

The hare opened up a wide initial lead, but had no staying power. 

Take your time.  Don't compromise.  Wait for your ideal girl.

The turtle wins the race, not the hare.

Some of our one trip wonders may not be around in 10 years. But we turtles will :-)

[Thor]

I sure do, Thor.  We are moving on to Kiev, so our flat will be free by then,  I assume they don't want to share a bed! :-). But I do know a second flat near us.  We are on karl marx at european sq 3 blocks from river.  My cell is 80634807739.  Call me: be nice to chat.

Hi Simoni,

Thank you very much. I will try to call you later and the guys will call you today. Spasibo bolshoj!!!!

[Simoni]

say Hi to Marina. no, I'm from Monterrey,  Mexico. but sleep late, maybe too late this day, in a day your report got 4 new pages.

great twists in your history, I really believed all your posts until you told the truth.

Hi again, Gabrielo.  Monterrey is a beautiful place; I have been there once.

Thanks for your kind comments about the pretty woman story!   I'm still wondering if Pretty Woman was looking at me or near sighted Marina!    LOL

Marina says a big hello to you back