You know you're married to a russion woman when...

[diverboy70]

I'm not married yet, I just have a Russian GF.

...when she is very specific with that she is going for a beer with a GIRL friend, and talks bad about any man that may have been joining them

[groovlstk]

You know you're married to a RW when...

She sneers at any pair of women's underwear more substantial than a thong and claims they're "for babushkas."

[ScottinCrimea]

You know you're married to a RW when...

There is no such thing as rules, only "recommendations".

[MaxxumUSA]

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  You completely trust the woman in your life.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  You are excited about the end of the work day.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  You get your credit card/bank statements.  LOL

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  It takes 1 day travel to visit the in-laws.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  The hottest woman in any room is her.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  You actually have a partner in life - not an adversary.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  She drops you off at the bar for a few beers while she goes to the gym to keep in shape - for you!   

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  She picks you up from the bar after her workout and has a few beers with you.

You know you're married to a russian woman when...  You are constantly reminded of the next home project that "Needs" to be started.

[ConnerVT]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you have more than twice as many bowls, spoon, and teacups than any other dishes in your house, and when you fill the dishwasher, all of them are in there, and very little else of the rest of your dishes.

[docetae]

...You learn everyday new things about how to have healthy life
...you hear your wife tell you that sex is good for organism
...There is more green than red in your plate for lunch...
...that a little walk means running an half marathon
...you wake up everyday with a smile and fall asleep with a smile..

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you have more than twice as many bowls, spoon, and teacups than any other dishes in your house, and when you fill the dishwasher, all of them are in there, and very little else of the rest of your dishes.

Conner... funny you should bring up tea cups.  I have no idea why we're still buying them, but we still do! 

[I/O]

......................when you buy ear plugs in bulk.

I/O

[Misha]

You know you're married to a RW when you never get to talk to your mother-in-law

Well, some of us do know Russian and speak to our mother-in-law.

[2tallbill]

......................when you buy ear plugs in bulk.

I/O

I/O I didn't get this one

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a RW when...  you start to realise you're stockpiling groceries (i.e. Toilet paper, cleaning products, gerkins, flour, etc - but the chocolate never lasts long enough to get stockpiled).

[DKMM]

When you eat a whole meal of delicious food and you have NO IDEA what you are eating.

[GoodOlBoy]

Hate to break up the "love fest", but... for Wayne, Maxx and all the other victims in America:

You know you're married to a RW when...after your married, they screw you over to get a Green Card.

[Maxx2]

Hate to beak up the "love fest", but... for Wayne, Maxx and all the other victims in America:

You know you're married to a RW when...after your married, they screw you over to get a Green Card.

L O L 

They are not all like that. I was talking with a fellow the other day who is married to a RW for several years. He was aglow in his description of her and how well she fits into his life. How everyone loves her and so on. It was all very genuine


Maxx

[dgellis]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... your sunburn is smeared with sour cream.

[DKMM]

Wow sad place this has become lately.... ok one more, you know it when you have to explain how the same words can mean very different things (sometimes you can BS your way out of a spot hehe).

[I/O]

I/O I didn't get this one

If you ever marry a RW you will.

I/O

[MaxxumUSA]

......................when you buy ear plugs in bulk.

I/O

Ahem...  In my case it's a bit different - SHE buys the earplugs without complaint because I snore.  Now THAT'S a good woman!

- Maxxum


BTW One year anniversary for us this past weekend!

[Misha]

SHE buys the earplugs without complaint because I snore. 

You should check yourself out to see if you suffer from sleep apnea. My snoring is horrible, but got a C-PAP which deals with both the sleep apnea and the snoring.

[Kuna]

I can't remember if I added this earlier...  but...

You know you're married to a RW when - you go shopping and your wife get's excited/confused/worried/excited again and desperate to ask questions about "Why the bottle of orange juice says it has no PRESERVATIVES in it?"

 

(happened some time ago but I STILL think of "preservatives" whenever I have orange juice!



for those not yet married to a RW - a preservative in RU is a condom... 

[gousa]

The washing machine runs day and night, there are empty bottles and boxes of
soap everywhere and the washing machine is falling apart because
everytime she pulls out a shirt that has lint on it, that shirt has to be washed
again by itself, instead of getting the lint off in the dryer.

You have to sit and look at sports car scams on Ebay that are too low in price
to be real.

Your have to show your teeth to the other dudes that are hitting on her
because of the skimpy outfits she wears.

[Maxx2]

The washing machine runs day and night, there are empty bottles and boxes of
soap everywhere and the washing machine is falling apart because
everytime she pulls out a shirt that has lint on it, that shirt has to be washed
again by itself, instead of getting the lint off in the dryer.

You have to sit and look at sports car scams on Ebay that are too low in price
to be real.

Your have to show your teeth to the other dudes that are hitting on her
because of the skimpy outfits she wears.

Gosh, you sound disgruntled.


Maxx

[CaptB]

You know you're married to a Russian woman.......when you pull out the Energizer batteries.............AND SHE STILL........keeps going, and going, and going............. (applies to too many subjects to list  )

 

 


Capt B

[dneid]

Hey, Guys,
I am soooo enjoying this thread!!!  Please keep 'em coming.

[msmoby_ru]

..when you're writing an important letter or email and look up and realise you've entered a load of Cyrillic characters - and have to start again..

She's borrowed your pc and forgot to change the language back