You know you're married to a russion woman when...

[Ronnie]

You know you're married to a Ukrainian woman you can justify the time you spend fishing...as long as you bring home fish!

[Ronnie]

You know you're married to a Ukrainian woman when you find you can no longer drink the tap water you've been drinking all your life!

[Ronnie]

You know you're married to a Ukrainian woman when she wants to go the ball game only because there are lot of people there eating and drinking!

[Ronnie]

You know you're married to a Ukrainian woman when the other women at the gym want to copy her workout.

[Ronnie]

You know you're married to a Ukrainian woman when you start buying non-iodized salted, unsalted butter and salt pork!
 :whirling:

[BC]

You know you're married to a russion woman when...

She answers your question with "Yes" and you're still confused...

[Kuna]

 

Guys... very very funny...  so many things are familiar.

Simple things we can share and no one will ever understand why we love these women!

[Jet]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when..."housecleaning" includes the ceilings

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...the postage for the box costs four times as much as the cookies and coffee inside it

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...instead of hearing "I TOLD YOU TO...", you get " Do you remember you wanted to..."

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you go into your dresser drawer to find that your underwear has been ironed

[BC]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...

Simple acknowledgment of something she wants or wants to do is later referred to as "but... you promised!"

[BC]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...

-you begin to smile when it's ALWAYS your fault.

-shopping lists are never used and you end up going back later to the same store at least once.

-when you insist on eating before grocery shopping and she tells you if she's not hungry there is no need to go shopping in the first place.

[I/O]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...it is obvious (at the time) a heated argument is actually strengthening your marriage.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...the cute arses you once noticed in the street don't look so cute anymore.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you can notice a cute arse and your partner simply laughs at you and says...."mine's better".

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you begin to believe Australian roads are acceptable.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you begin to see the efficiencies of western bureaucrats.



I/O

[catzenmouse]

You know you're married to a Russian Woman when... you realize that she truly, deeply loves you just the way you are.

[myrddin]

Just have to say that I'm really enjoying this thread.  I think it might be a partial answer to the "Positive Advice" thread, even though technically this isn't advice.

D*mn good stuff, though!

[Simoni]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...

-shopping lists are never used and you end up going back later to the same store at least once.

~and when you insist you need something while you are at the grocery store but she says you have two of them at home; when you get home you were correct but she still insists she was right!

[catzenmouse]

~and when you insist you need something while you are at the grocery store but she says you have two of them at home; when you get home you were correct but she still insists she was right!

... that's because those darn chipmunks, squirrels, rabbits, or birds broke into your place while you were gone and stole them. Silly Simoni! Of course she was (and is) right and you were wrong... 

myrddin,

 I really could not describe in words how wonderful it is to be married to Elena. All I, and perhaps many or most of those married men here, can do is hint at it. Just one of those "you have to be there to know" type of things.

[Ooooops]

Where do you find these gals???      

But it's a good topic, fun to read...

[groovlstk]

...anytime you eat spicy food or damn near anything else tasty besides fried pork, potatoes, or sushi, you're told it's "unhealthy" and sure to cause a tummyache. 

...you find half-eaten slices of bread all over the kitchen.

...when you go out as part of a group including other females, she doesn't leave your side and you may as well wear a sign proclaiming "I'm hers, back off, ladies!"

[SANDRO43]

-  You discover new marvels of medicine such as putting dog fur vs. ice on an inflamed lower back...

Aha, THAT'S why she insists on your acquiring a Great Dane, afraid she might run out of the stuff .

[KenC]

You know you're married to a Russian Woman when... you realize that she truly, deeply loves you just the way you are.

Catz,
That is only for us lucky ones!
KenC

[UTRO]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when.... going to bed isn't simply for sleeping anymore, like it was with the Ex?! 

[KenC]

You know you're married to a RW when You start lying that the movie starts 30 mins before it really does.

You know you're married to a RW when yesterday's dinner left overs are still on the counter the next morning.

You know you're married to a RW when every light in the house is on for no reason.

You know you're married to a RW when the heat or A/C is running with doors and windows still open.

You know you're married to a RW when you have to add shoe organizers to THREE closets

You know you're married to a RW when you acquire a taste for kefir

You know you're married to a RW when get to know the bodyshop guy on a first name basis

You know you're married to a RW when there is just enough food in the house to live through the day (and no more)

You know you're married to a RW when honey, nuts, cheese and fresh bread are considered food staples (AND dark chocolate!  How could I forget that?)

You know you're married to a RW when you actually know where to buy the finest electric kettle in town  (When before you didn't even know such a thing existed)

[BillyB]

I know I' m married to AM if a I see shoes on the bed.
Hate it!

Here's a hot tip for ladies. Most men love it when YOU wear high heals to bed. Try it Doll and report back his reaction and the results.  

[catzenmouse]

Catz,
That is only for us lucky ones!
KenC

Amen, Brother KenC! Amen!

[myrddin]

myrddin,

 I really could not describe in words how wonderful it is to be married to Elena. All I, and perhaps many or most of those married men here, can do is hint at it. Just one of those "you have to be there to know" type of things.

(Don't worry, some of it comes through!  )

[Kuna]

Guys,  can't tell you how much I'm enjoying your comments.

Here's some more from our home...



You know you're married to a Russian woman when you live with someone who sees all the latest release movies online "for free", and before they come to the cinema.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you find yourself repeating the reasons why you "pay too much tax".

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you start explaining to the doctor the reasons why your wife is asking such difficult questions.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you get an appreciative wink from old men in shopping centres.   

You know you're married to a Russian woman when your wife's mood changes to melancholy in overcast weather.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you catch yourself complaining about tasteless tomatoes.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when your wife tastes the water in every river/ocean/creek/dam/lake to check for saltiness, and her mother does exactly the same thing several months later.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you have conversations about how tasty that duck swimming in the pond would be.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when your wife talks about enrolling your unborn son in self defense classes, "because you never know when he'll have to defend himself at school".   

You know you're married to a Russian woman when you hear her family are coming to visit for 6 weeks - AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT!