Author Topic: Funny things your RW/UW says: (Read 24864 times)

Misha · « **Reply #100 on:** January 10, 2009, 10:50:46 AM »

Quote from: groovlstk on January 10, 2009, 10:15:39 AM

The ones we've visited are all co-ed, usually there are a lot of couples and single women.

Okay, my banya experience is limited to wooden banyas in a village or at a dacha. Never have been in a co-ed banya in Russia. The men usually go in first (when it was hotter

) followed by the women.

Co6aka · « **Reply #101 on:** February 17, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »

"...cooking the kitchen in the chicken..." and "cheese cream"

"Man can't clean!!!"

"Man is only good for making mess!!!"

"All man durak!!!"

"Skatina!!!" ("sweetheart")

"Chto eta?!!! Chto eta?!!! Chto eta?!!!"

Misha · « **Reply #102 on:** February 17, 2009, 04:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 04:37:07 PM

"Skatina!!!" ("sweetheart")

I hope you are being sarcastic here. The word "скотина" refers to cattle and when you call someone this you are saying they are crude, lowbrow and mean.

Doll · « **Reply #103 on:** February 17, 2009, 05:06:43 PM »

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"Skatina!!!" ("sweetheart")

Co6aka · « **Reply #104 on:** February 17, 2009, 05:32:12 PM »

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crude, lowbrow and mean

Yeah, that's about right, I wouldn't put on the dress for her, or be her doormat. I'm such a "pizduk durak Amerikanets!" Probably her other terms of endearment would be appreciated in this forum.

Hey, look at the bright side, at least she taught me to curse like a Russian truck driver!

Diplomacy · « **Reply #105 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:05:38 PM »

Her Mama will be so proud

Just tell her you would expect such talk from a Village girl lol. She might be apt to kill you, if you say it. It is the counter to to such terms.

Doll can teach you some good ones

Misha · « **Reply #106 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 05:32:12 PM

Yeah, that's about right, I wouldn't put on the dress for her, or be her doormat. I'm such a "pizduk durak Amerikanets!" Probably her other terms of endearment would be appreciated in this forum.

Hey, look at the bright side, at least she taught me to curse like a Russian truck driver!

LOL! That she did :evil:

So, when did she start using the terms of "endearment" on you?

Co6aka · « **Reply #107 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:58:16 PM »

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So, when did she start using the terms of "endearment" on you?

About three months after we were married, back in 2002. Seems she thought American men were wussies who jump to the ceiling upon any woman's command. She must have missed the part that warned about NYC men.

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Her Mama will be so proud.

Well that's the sad part, her parents are very nice people, took me in like a son and I'm really sorry to lose my in-laws. They gave their daughter everything so she thought the world owed her everything, instead of appreciating what she'd been given and who gave it to her. Just like AW... "YOU OWE ME!!!" Oh well.

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She might be apt to kill you...

Heehee... we were down that road a few times, but MUCH worse than her have tried and failed miserably. (I'm 6'1 200#, she's 5'1 100#.) When she would hit and slap me I'd just laugh at her, then she'd start throwing stuff at me. The cup of hot tea was the best, I told her "thanks I was thirsty!" Didn't think much of it, heard many say marriage to RW was "exciting." Actually that was my problem, she not a RW, she's a TW.

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It is the counter to to such terms.

NO! "Zlaya Tatarskii Vedema!" is the appropriate counter to such terms.

Any hope of finding a true "gentlewoman" ANYWHERE these days? Or, should I just move to Antarctica and hang with the penguins?

Doll · « **Reply #108 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:03:46 PM »

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Doll can teach you some good ones Wink

Касел (darling)

Калхоз (you're soooooooo smart!)

Пашел ты!(I'll be missing you)

Doll · « **Reply #109 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:06:08 PM »

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pizduk durak Amerikanets

Co6aka · « **Reply #110 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:14:59 PM »

OK, how about this one, one of her favorites for me:

"Et secan!"

:whirling:

Misha · « **Reply #111 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 08:14:59 PM

OK, how about this one, one of her favorites for me:

"Et secan!"

I can't figure out this one. Do you know what she meant by this?

Doll · « **Reply #112 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:22:16 PM »

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"Et secan!"

Can't think of any Russian equivalent

OlgaH · « **Reply #113 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 08:14:59 PM

OK, how about this one, one of her favorites for me:

"Et secan!"

Something in Tatar language?

Doll · « **Reply #114 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:39:33 PM »

Quote from: OlgaH on February 17, 2009, 08:33:29 PM

Something in Tatar language?

снег башка падать- совсем мертвый будешь

ECOCKS · « **Reply #115 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:42:50 PM »

When I fell through a trapdoor into a 3 foot deep concrete pit in the crawlspace under a home we were considering buying my wife took my cell phone from my coat pocket and called my father to tell him, [add sobbing] "Papa! Edward is BROKEN!"

I heard her but was surrounded by firemen and paramedic rescue personnel so couldn't get to the phone until another 45 minutes or so when we reached the ER of the area hospital. He had heard the FD and ambulance people talking and was freaking out.

Co6aka · « **Reply #116 on:** February 17, 2009, 09:20:58 PM »

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Something in Tatar language?

Oh yeah!

"F***ed by Dog"

OlgaH · « **Reply #117 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:09:02 AM »

Quote from: Doll on February 17, 2009, 08:39:33 PM

снег башка падать- совсем мертвый будешь

Classic

I love this film

OlgaH · « **Reply #118 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:13:50 AM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 09:20:58 PM

Oh yeah!

"F***ed by Dog"

She just adored you

ScottinCrimea · « **Reply #119 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Co6aka on February 17, 2009, 09:20:58 PM

Oh yeah!

"F***ed by Dog"

Are we talking chihuahua or St Bernard?

elliott · « **Reply #120 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Doll on August 23, 2008, 04:42:23 AM

Kuna , it is not an egg like an egg- it is the heat that can heal some soreness. I used HOT eggs or small bags with HOT salt to cure some deceases of my kids.So it about the heat.

Perfect example! This is cute, Doll. Since when can deceased be cured??

And with the plural being used in the post, how many deaths are we talking about??

And which ones were cured and which were not??

I love it!

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