Most important advice for western man from Russian Lady

[Lyudmilla]

It is most important  for western man to know that if you do not want to overdose on Bortsch then do not eat quick in company  of Russian host else you will be asked for more.
Russian woman seek certain qualities from western man and these is:
 kindness,
 an appreciation of the arts,
a love of opera.
deep understanding of spirituality,
and most important A big cock.

[Jack]

Russian woman seek certain qualities from western man and these is:
 kindness,
 an appreciation of the arts,
a love of opera.
deep understanding of spirituality,
and most important A big cock.

DAMN!   Well, have to settle for four out of five.

[SANDRO43]

deep understanding of spirituality

The Kamasutra kind, I surmise from what follows .

[ScottinCrimea]

DAMN!   Well, have to settle for four out of five.

Jack, I didn't know you were an opera lover.   

[William3rd]

DAMN- I dont even own a rooster. . . .  WHAT AMI GONNA DOOO?!?!?!?!?!

[Enot]

DAMN!   Well, have to settle for four out of five.

You're better off then I am, I'm only 2 of 5.  I guess my wife must be something special!

[SANDRO43]

DAMN- I dont even own a rooster. . . .  WHAT AMI GONNA DOOO?!?!?!?!?!

Buy a chick, it'll grow eventually, if properly fed .

[OlgaH]

The Kamasutra kind, I surmise from what follows .

Kamasutra is not only a collection of funny pictures but also a choice of your position in the life.   

[ScottinCrimea]

Kamasutra is not only a collection of funny pictures but also a choice of your position in the life.   

My choice in life is always to be on top but I end up more often than I would like on the bottom.  Absolutely no correlation with the funny pictures I may prefer in Kama Sutra.

[OlgaH]

My choice in life is always to be on top but I end up more often than I would like on the bottom.  Absolutely no correlation with the funny pictures I may prefer in Kama Sutra.

May be you should choose something between top and bottom 

[GoodOlBoy]

Lyudmilla...... Circumference or Length ?.?.?.?

[ScottinCrimea]

May be you should choose something between top and bottom 

Sorry Olga, but I'm not into threesomes. 

[kievstar]

Luda - 8X7 inches is considered perfect size.  Anything longer than 8 and most women not that deep even after arousal (some not even 6).   But girth has to be big.   Sorry,  I dated a porn star for awhile and know this stuff. Would you agree that 8X7 is perfect?

[Sculpto]

this conversation has gotten ridiculous.  every man and woman is different and has a different preference.  there are no generalizations applicable and is frankly really an immature topic.  sorry Kiev.. but.. dude.. grow up.

[Andrew]

It is most important  for western man to know that if you do not want to overdose on Bortsch then do not eat quick in company  of Russian host else you will be asked for more.
Russian woman seek certain qualities from western man and these is:
 kindness,
 an appreciation of the arts,
a love of opera.
deep understanding of spirituality,
and most important A big cock.

I guess I'll bow out now 

[SANDRO43]

Would you agree that 8X7 is perfect?

I was taught 8 x 7 = 56
What unit of measure ? Metrical or Imperial ? Referring to which dimensional axis ?
How can you expect any agreement with such incomplete specifications ?

[SANDRO43]

Sorry Olga, but I'm not into threesomes.

Unimaginative, and to think he also claims to be a doctor . Have you ever heard of sideways ? The vertical dimension is not the only one available .

[Mishenka]

Funny post Lyuda, You got me laughing!
So happy we have serious advice from a wise Russian woman.
You left out only one most important thing.


Russian woman seek certain qualities from a western man and these are:
kindness, an appreciation of the arts, a love of opera, Andre' Bocelli.
Deep understanding of spirituality,
Most important A big cock.
A sucessful man with unlimited cash on hand who will appoint his woman in charge of finances.
They will live happily ever after.

I got all these right except the "unlimited cash" part of it.
 
Mishenka


 

[SANDRO43]

kindness, an appreciation of the arts, a love of opera, Andre' Bocelli. I got all these right except the "unlimited cash" part of it.

Wrong, you turned Andrea Bocelli into a Frenchman . Strike two .

[Mishenka]

Wrong, you turned Andrea Bocelli into a Frenchman . Strike two .

not possible
I can smell the garlic in the marinara cooking on the stove.

[Sculpto]

I wonder what the most important advice for Russian ladies from western men might be?

[AnastassiaAsh]

  You guys got me laughing pretty hard this morning!

Who is Lyudmilla? After reading her two posts, looks like one of those spam idiotic emails that we sometimes get in our Inbox. Dan, please, don't let this one spoil the board.

And you guys should know that Russian men might have big ...., and nothing else! That's why we, RW, look abroad. 

[Gator]

And you guys should know that Russian men might have big ....

 

I went to a large public banya, and I was not impressed.  Perhaps it was the effect of the cold water showers. 

[Shadow]

I went to a large public banya, and I was not impressed.  Perhaps it was the effect of the cold water showers. 

I hardly think you could see the size of the wallets there. 

[Sculpto]

I can not believe we are still discussing the size of male members.  Why is it men are so obsessed with knowing if he is big enough?  Why do men automatically assume bigger is better?  Why are we so insecure about it?

to me.. if a woman makes a comment as the possible troll, Luda, that size of penis is so important.. I would certainly reply that the size of breasts are important to me.. but.. in fact they are not important and I don't care.  When I am old, ugly, viagra dependent, it is the size of the brain, heart and soul of my woman that will matter the most to me, and, in fact, already is the most important.

So, the size queen can just move along now..