Sex with FSU women

[TheHorseman]

Ok I thought this would be a fitting story for this topic.  Bob has already read it as it is in my first book.  This was sent to me by a woman.

What Women Really Want! 

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.  The monarch could have killed him, but he was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness.  So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.  Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer.  If, after a year he still had no answer, he would be killed.  The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur it seemed an impossible query.  Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.  He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody, the Princess, the Prostitutes, the Priests, the wise men, even the court jester.
In all, he spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.  What most people did tell him was to consult the old Witch, as only she would know the answer.  The price would be high since the Witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
 
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the Witch.  She agreed to answer his question, but he would have to accept her price first.  The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!  Young Arthur was horrified.  She was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, and often made obscene noises.  He had never run across such a repugnant creature.  He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.  Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.  He told Arthur that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.
 
Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur’s question.  What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.   Everyone instantly knew that the Witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthur’s life and granted him total freedom. What a wedding Gawain and the Witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous.  The old Witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.

As the wedding night approached, Gawain steeled himself for a horrific night.  As he entered the bedroom, what a sight awaited!  The most beautiful woman he’d ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.   The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she had been a witch, half the time she would be her horrible deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.  Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?

What a cruel question?  Gawain began to think of his predicament.   During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friend, but at night, in the privacy of his home an old spooky witch?  Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?
Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

THE MORAL IS THAT:  IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOUR WOMAN IS PRETTY OR UGLY; UNDERNEATH IT ALL, SHE’S STILL A WITCH.

[PeeWee]

The best food to kill a woman's sex drive is...........wedding cake

Yep, and then baby will completley end the drive if the cake did not do it.

Peewee

[Jumper]

The best food to kill a woman's sex drive is...........wedding cake


Yep, and then baby will completley end the drive if the cake did not do it.

you guys marry the wrong women then...
*shrugs*

[solomon]

Sweet tale.

Ok I thought this would be a fitting story for this topic.  Bob has already read it as it is in my first book.  This was sent to me by a woman.

What Women Really Want! 

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.  The monarch could have killed him, but he was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness.  So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.  Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer.  If, after a year he still had no answer, he would be killed.  The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur it seemed an impossible query.  Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.  He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody, the Princess, the Prostitutes, the Priests, the wise men, even the court jester.
In all, he spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.  What most people did tell him was to consult the old Witch, as only she would know the answer.  The price would be high since the Witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
 
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the Witch.  She agreed to answer his question, but he would have to accept her price first.  The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!  Young Arthur was horrified.  She was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, and often made obscene noises.  He had never run across such a repugnant creature.  He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.  Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.  He told Arthur that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.
 
Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur’s question.  What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.   Everyone instantly knew that the Witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthur’s life and granted him total freedom. What a wedding Gawain and the Witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous.  The old Witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.

As the wedding night approached, Gawain steeled himself for a horrific night.  As he entered the bedroom, what a sight awaited!  The most beautiful woman he’d ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.   The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she had been a witch, half the time she would be her horrible deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.  Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?

What a cruel question?  Gawain began to think of his predicament.   During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friend, but at night, in the privacy of his home an old spooky witch?  Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?
Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

THE MORAL IS THAT:  IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOUR WOMAN IS PRETTY OR UGLY; UNDERNEATH IT ALL, SHE’S STILL A WITCH.

[JPjr]

Now that  is a good story

[catzenmouse]

you guys marry the wrong women then...
*shrugs*

Right there with ya AJ!

[BradSTL]

Some of you guys border on the immature when it comes to this stuff. Sex is only one part of many parts of building a solid and lasting relationship. To hear it told here one would think that sex is the cornerstone of your relationships with a woman.

Sex is an important life force... its priority varies individually as people vary- individually.   albert makes a valid point.