Life Changes...Part Deux

[Lily]

And when you respect me, you will begin to love me.
 

Come on Billy It does not go this logical way as you described.

Thanks for your numbered outlines. Good qualities of a good man which are also acquirable by other people. Something to work on themselves.
On my part, I probably would have problems describing what is a real man, as well as what a real woman is

On the other hand, a man probably does not have to be that unique, but still some individuality and at least certain uniqueness would be required.

[Vinnvinny]

Mom asked me if I owned a gun and I told her I owned 2 rifles. Mom nods her head in approval and smiles. I could tell she likes men with guns. I asked A if she's okay with it and she said "I don't' know. Maybe you will use them against me?" I replied "No, the rifles are for shooting 4 legged deer, not 2 legged dear. They would be used to protect you, not hurt you."

Your gal must speak bloomin good English Billyboy to have understood that one. 

[SANDRO43]

Your gal must speak bloomin good English Billyboy to have understood that one. 

You beat me by a few seconds on that . It smells strongly of after-the-fact:

[GoodOlBoy]

You beat me by a few seconds on that . It smells strongly of after-the-fact:

Yeah.....I smell something too.

GOB

[Faux Pas]

AJ, GOB and Nat have an excuse for not reading everything but you have read and I shouldn't have to repeat myself. A is mature enough to know she has lots to learn in life. If I decide to make a life with her, I'd have to be a teacher and she a student. A is wise enough to understand that is the only way for it to work between us. How is any relationship with a large age gap supposed to work without a man and woman playing a teacher student role?

Billy, I just do not know how you could get any more bizarre? Are you actually believing this tripe you're writing?

[GQBlues]

Tough crowd 

What I wanna know is, what ever happened to all those borsch-making, home-delivering devs that were lining up on his doorstep...

...oh yeah, and that one Mexican gal....did Meg Whitman hire her back?

[Faux Pas]

Tough crowd 

What I wanna know is, what ever happened to all those borsch-making, home-delivering devs that were lining up on his doorstep...

...oh yeah, and that one Mexican gal....did Meg Whitman hire her back?

I suppose you are right.

After playing student/teacher role. There's always doctor/patient role, bad cop/bad girl role or of course Border Control/Mexican gal, Naughty neighbor/Chickenman role, where does it end?
 

[GoodOlBoy]

I suppose you are right.

After playing student/teacher role. There's always doctor/patient role, bad cop/bad girl role or of course Border Control/Mexican gal, Naughty neighbor/Chickenman role, where does it end?
 

Hey FP.
You forgot my all time favorite:
The naughty maid and the sick old pervert. :evil:

GOB

[GoodOlBoy]

Come to think of it FP, you are right. The "Naughty Schoolgirl" theme is more appropriate, given the situation we have described here.

GOB

[Jack]

How is any relationship with a large age gap supposed to work without a man and woman playing a teacher student role?

Yea, my thinking as well,....until I found out the student knew more than the teacher!!!

[GQBlues]

LOL.

Do you guys have throngs of sexy kinky naughty photos in your respective archives? C'mon fellas....'fess up, will you?

All I really wanna know is what happened to the lone Mexican gal...did she cooked Taco soup and menudo for her entry? Menudo is 100x times better than borscht, IMO, especially with extra onions and lemon..yum. Tripe rules!

[Vinnvinny]

Hey FP.
You forgot my all time favorite:
The naughty maid and the sick old pervert. :evil:

GOB

Nowt wrong with that picture if you ask me GOB, which I know you didn't but if you did, I would say "nowt wrong with that picture if you ask me GOB except" ....

He don't look that old. She don't look that young. He needs to buy her a new vacuum.

[Vinnvinny]

Billy, I just do not know how you could get any more bizarre?

It's possible ................

[Daveman]

I suppose you are right.

After playing student/teacher role. There's always doctor/patient role, bad cop/bad girl role or of course Border Control/Mexican gal, Naughty neighbor/Chickenman role, where does it end?
 

When you find yourself in danger
Or you're threatened by a stranger
And it looks like you might take a lickin'! bok bok bok bok!
There is always someone who
Will hurry up and rescue you
Just calllllllll Super Chicken!
baKAK!

Boh boh boh ba BAH ba BAH bah bohhhhhhhk!

[DaveY]

When you find yourself in danger
Or you're threatened by a stranger
And it looks like you might take a lickin'! bok bok bok bok!
There is always someone who
Will hurry up and rescue you
Just calllllllll Super Chicken!
baKAK!

Boh boh boh ba BAH ba BAH bah bohhhhhhhk!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y[/youtube]

[Daveman]

LoL.. More Super Sauce, Fred!

[Nat]

I suppose you are right.

After playing student/teacher role. There's always doctor/patient role, bad cop/bad girl role or of course Border Control/Mexican gal, Naughty neighbor/Chickenman role, where does it end?
 

LOL, Faux Pas, come to the chat more often, you'll fit in perfectly with our gang 

[BillyB]

On my part, I probably would have problems describing what is a real man, as well as what a real woman is

I have my ideas on what a real woman should be like but I need to stay on track with this thread otherwise the barbarian horde will hammer me harder! On the date with a local RW that I recently told to 3T_Ventus who didn't hug or kiss me to start a first date but did so after, she told me she read a book for women that told feeding simple popcorn to men will make them happy. She agreed. She said she used to cook for her boyfriends but found they were just as happy when she served them microwaved popcorn. I think the book was written by a feminist. I told her that may be true but when she finds a quality man and she neglects him by serving him cheap popcorn to bring him happiness, she will lose him. Any quality man with a brain will never marry a woman who thinks popcorn or an equivalent is all her man needs to be happy. I told her that if I ever decide to propose to a woman, I need to know that she has certain skills in life and making popcorn is not a skill. I told her that if she wants to someday get serious with me, I need to see her cook. I told her tonight I'm taking care of her by feeding her at the nice restaurant instead of feeding her popcorn. She smiled.

Your gal must speak bloomin good English Billyboy to have understood that one.

She does speak 5 languages and is one of two RW I've ever known to not speak English with a Russian accent. I will never hear the words "I vant you" from her. She studied English for one year in school and taught herself the rest of the way. In a few conversations with RW I've had with RW on guns and used that line, many did not get it but A did.

Billy, I just do not know how you could get any more bizarre? Are you actually believing this tripe you're writing?

Bizarre? I've got over 22 years living an adult life. A has less than one year living an adult life. Bizarre is telling everyone that we're a match when it comes to maturity. There's not much A can teach me and there is a lot I can teach her.

Today on Oct 12 in 1942 Christopher Columbus found America and I feel like Christopher Columbus. He said the World is round when many say it's flat. He was right. I am right.

On page one of this thread I made mention the same thing in reference to the J-1 visa girl that was coming to stay with me. One of the most respected RW, if not the most respected on the forums, ruled in my favor. What is bizarre is that what she said failed to register with some of you guys. Some of you guys question what I say and question my thoughts about relationships and RW so I urge you to re-read what Lily said in the last post on page one of this thread.

Some of you have subscribed that women want to be equals but if you associate with enough RW, you will learn many say "I want to feel myself a woman". In other words "screw equal rights".  Lot's of RW don't want a boy in their life to babysit or have her man be the woman in the house 50% of the time. They want a man to look up to, respect and learn from. Sometimes when on a date with a RW and we're talking about an issue or subject and I tell her my thoughts and beliefs, the RW will be thinking "Wow!" with an amazed look on her face due to what I said because it may have sounded so intelligent with sound reasoning behind it and it blew her mind. Do you guys give your ladies that "Wow" feeling every once in a while? I would hope so to improve your survivability in a relationship. There are lots of women that what to learn and learning is a good thing. Some young women may want to go out with a much older man for his money, others may want to go out with him because he's a treasure chest of knowledge.

I want to make a confession. You guys will hear it right here for the first time on the internet. What I'm about to say may not go down well with some of you and I'll probably lose my standing with some RW here and they'll begin to hate me but the truth is Lily is my favorite RW on the internet.  

What I wanna know is, what ever happened to all those borsch-making, home-delivering devs that were lining up on his doorstep...

Patience my friend. By the end of this trip report, you will find out if I have to retire those ladies or call them back to action! Stay tuned because on this trip report, the Manly Man gets more kisses from different RW and gets more sexual advice from a doctor to improve longevity and performance which in turn will be passed on to you for your benefit! Anyway most RW I've dated didn't home deliver any soup to me. Food was prepared at their place. I rarely invite a woman to my home unless I want to get serious with one or she claims there is no privacy at her place.

Just calllllllll Super Chicken!

I may have to call on Super Chicken to fight off the barbarian horde but I prefer Stupor Duck first!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWzROoxS2b4[/youtube]

I found out the student knew more than the teacher!!!

If that happens, I'd probably be happy and scared at the same time.


A few days in Lviv


On the last day in Lviv I was sitting on the couch and A just finished showering and went into the room. Mom walked up to me and asked me if I loved her daughter. Throughout this trip mom has a habit of asking straight up bold questions that surprise me but not enough to throw me off balance so now we have another little one on one chat going.

Me: It's too early to say I love A. She's a good woman and I have feelings for her but it takes time to develop love.

Mom: Are you going to marry her?

Me: I can't marry a woman I don't love.

Mom: I told A not to marry you if she doesn't love you. Without love marriage never works and you are a good man and I told her not to make marriage with a good man she doesn't love because it will hurt him. Don't talk so loud, A can hear you.

Me: (looking at A's door cracked open only a few inches) I don't think she can hear me. (Next day I found out she heard me)

Mom: Bill, never put A on birth control pills. It is not good for a woman's body who wants future babies.

Me: (surprised again! but I'm not showing it maintaining my composure) I don't like birth control pills either. Someday the medical science community may announce they were wrong due to a lot of babies born with those chemicals in their system which in turn hurts their development and growth. I don't like the feel of condoms either. My form of birth control is pulling out before I finish.

Mom: (nods her head in approval)

We continue to talk about other things that would probably bore you so I'll spare you from it.

Next day we buy bus tickets and head South and slightly East to a smaller city called Ivano-Frankovsk. As we were passing small towns, the bus would pick up people and drop them off. One very old woman who could barely walk was coming on the bus and A said "Bill, could you give up your seat for that lady?" Of course I did and I would have even if A didn't ask me. That was not the first time A ask me to give up my seat. A is aware of the people on the metro too and is the type of person who would give up her seat for an elderly or pregnant woman. Times like these teach me she has good manners.

For those of you who are still trying to figure out what I'm saying, I submit a photo below that CLEARLY tells you what the hell is going on.

[Vinnvinny]

She does speak 5 languages and is one of two RW I've ever known to not speak English with a Russian accent. I will never hear the words "I vant you" from her. She studied English for one year in school and taught herself the rest of the way. In a few conversations with RW I've had with RW on guns and used that line, many did not get it but A did.

She's a remarkable lady. Few native English speakers would understand that joke verbally.

I don't like the feel of condoms either. My form of birth control is pulling out before I finish.

Whilst I try to refrain from passing judgement on others, it would be difficult to read anything else that you write after the above comment without questioning your credibility and intelligence.

[pitbull]

 What I'm about to say may not go down well with some of you and I'll probably lose my standing with some RW here and they'll begin to hate me but the truth is Lily is my favorite RW on the internet.  

Oh, NO!!!!!! 

[Misha]

Sometimes when on a date with a RW and we're talking about an issue or subject and I tell her my thoughts and beliefs, the RW will be thinking "Wow!" with an amazed look on her face due to what I said because it may have sounded so intelligent with sound reasoning behind it and it blew her mind.

Billy, I do hope you know that there are other way of interpreting what that "look" you are seeing means   

[Jack]

Today on Oct 12 in 1942 Christopher Columbus found America and I feel like Christopher Columbus. He said the World is round when many say it's flat. He was right. I am right.

Well Billy, not quite right. But if you had of said this was the day of FDR's famous fireside chat you would be correct.

[GQBlues]

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." Data, to the Borg Queen; Star Trek: First Contact


...and the site's majority membership rejected both Gothman and newkt? Really?

[GoodOlBoy]

Mom: Bill, never put A on birth control pills. It is not good for a woman's body who wants future babies.

BB please refresh all of our memories again.....exactly what kind of witch DOCTOR is Mom??

Mom works as a doctor in Libya under contract.

I can only hope and pray she is "treating" Moammar (Khadafy) and his friends! :evil:

I don't like the feel of condoms either. My form of birth control is pulling out before I finish.

The fantasy just keeps getting better and better!!
Note to Newbies: DO NOT follow this advice (bareback/pulling out)....they also have AIDS in the FSU!!

Mom: (nods her head in approval)

Approval?........or maybe something else.

GOB

[Boethius]

DO NOT follow this advice....they also have AIDS in the FSU!!

And a fairly high abortion rate.