Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 708652 times)

KenC · « **Reply #525 on:** December 10, 2007, 03:17:44 PM »

WHAT DO DEER THINK?

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist.

The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it, 'Are you the one who killed my brother'?''

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'what I am going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.' They are very much like the French.'
The interview ended at that point

2tallbill · « **Reply #526 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:03:07 PM »

Office Rumor............

2tallbill · « **Reply #527 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:04:01 PM »

Scratching, belching, you know man stuff........

2tallbill · « **Reply #528 on:** December 10, 2007, 04:04:58 PM »

Moving tips...........

2tallbill · « **Reply #529 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:17:29 PM »

I was the oldest of 6 kids and often had to baby sit my younger brothers and sisters.

Baby Sitting Tip # 127

Tell them to stay behind the box!!!!!!

jb · « **Reply #530 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:37:38 PM »

Did you hear about the Texas Sheriff who came into his office on Christmas Eve to find a little Christmas tree on his desk. The tree had been stripped of all leaves and needles, and adorned with a single .45 Colt bullet hanging from the topmost branch.

The Sheriff asked; "WTF"?

The Deputy answered; "It's a Cartridge In A Bear Tree".

Mamma D · « **Reply #531 on:** December 14, 2007, 11:05:08 AM »

Subject: Birthday Message

Click on the message, sit back and listen. See you
there!

Message
http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/xmas.htm

May this Holiday season find all of you well, busy and expectant of the New Year!

Mamma D · « **Reply #532 on:** December 14, 2007, 11:13:18 AM »

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOpppps Sorry about that atttachment

ScottinCrimea · « **Reply #533 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:56:18 PM »

Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.........

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

********************

?

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

******** ************

?

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

********************

?

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

'Pies, you Dumb Ass'

********************

?

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men

Had scrambled eggs

For breakfast again.

********************

?

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

********************

?

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

********************

?

There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

2tallbill · « **Reply #534 on:** December 17, 2007, 06:23:40 PM »

Scott, I am totally stealing those rhymes.

2tallbill · « **Reply #535 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:17:41 PM »

Beavers Galore!!

2tallbill · « **Reply #536 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:22:33 PM »

Don't yell from across the house!

2tallbill · « **Reply #537 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:27:09 PM »

Fart Jokes all guys have to tell them.............

2tallbill · « **Reply #538 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:32:17 PM »

Leg man myself.........

2tallbill · « **Reply #539 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:45:29 PM »

Big bang!

2tallbill · « **Reply #540 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:51:35 PM »

Replaced again..........

2tallbill · « **Reply #541 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:53:35 PM »

One protest...........

2tallbill · « **Reply #542 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:04:06 PM »

favorite shirt

2tallbill · « **Reply #543 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:10:48 PM »

She complains about every little compliment, and somehow twists it
to mean something else.........

2tallbill · « **Reply #544 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:20:58 PM »

Censored..........

2tallbill · « **Reply #545 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:26:29 PM »

It's gotta come out anyway...........

2tallbill · « **Reply #546 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:34:55 PM »

He doesn't get it...........

2tallbill · « **Reply #547 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:47:30 PM »

Keep getting mixed up..........

2tallbill · « **Reply #548 on:** December 17, 2007, 09:00:37 PM »

not the best bedside book for your wife..........

2tallbill · « **Reply #549 on:** December 17, 2007, 09:10:09 PM »

Hey it's not a doll it's an action figure...........

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