Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 717899 times)

Lily · « **Reply #1625 on:** April 18, 2013, 01:03:15 PM »

Simple but creative: Sausetti

Lily · « **Reply #1626 on:** April 19, 2013, 01:15:48 PM »

calmissile · « **Reply #1627 on:** April 19, 2013, 01:34:31 PM »

Good ones Lily.

viking · « **Reply #1628 on:** April 19, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »

Quote from: calmissile on April 15, 2013, 01:00:22 PM

Very funny skit. For daddys that raised daughters.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sZqPQPhsuX4?version=3

ROTFL !!! Two daughters and thank goodness I never had to go thru that !

Lily · « **Reply #1629 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:26:33 PM »

SneakersAndHighHeels · « **Reply #1630 on:** April 20, 2013, 07:37:46 PM »

Ha ha. I don't think now I can enjoy them as much as I used to.

Lily · « **Reply #1631 on:** April 21, 2013, 09:32:38 AM »

ML · « **Reply #1632 on:** April 22, 2013, 03:00:25 PM »

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Lukes hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight."[/size][/b]

Lily · « **Reply #1633 on:** April 22, 2013, 06:00:20 PM »

calmissile · « **Reply #1634 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:22:30 PM »

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."

calmissile · « **Reply #1635 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:09:56 PM »

Cute gag.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/bAYrcu5_Pko?rel=0

calmissile · « **Reply #1636 on:** May 03, 2013, 01:54:41 PM »

After 43 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

ML · « **Reply #1637 on:** May 03, 2013, 01:56:35 PM »

Proof of Global Warming

Lily · « **Reply #1638 on:** May 05, 2013, 05:55:33 PM »

ML · « **Reply #1639 on:** May 05, 2013, 07:05:15 PM »

Interesting in another thread we were just discussing Russian 'directness' !! This gets right to the point Lily.

Yes, I realize the drawing might not have been done by a Russian, but I couldn't resist.

ML · « **Reply #1640 on:** May 06, 2013, 08:04:57 PM »

For you wanna-be parents

Lily · « **Reply #1641 on:** May 08, 2013, 08:20:08 AM »

Washroom poetry on the washroom door:

" No smoking, no fkucing,
Only pissing, only kaking''

Lily · « **Reply #1642 on:** May 11, 2013, 02:56:25 PM »

"Now you can leave your husband to wait here, while you do your shopping"

On the playground: BOOBS

Men in the kid nutrition department of a grocery store

Ad in the Kiev public transit:

"Learn English! Otherwise you'll stay in this country forever!"
Lessons with a native speaker

2tallbill · « **Reply #1643 on:** May 11, 2013, 08:10:35 PM »

ML · « **Reply #1644 on:** May 12, 2013, 06:48:30 AM »

2Tall, did you see the episodes of "Everyone Loves Raymond" where policeman brother Robert applied for FBI job and their mother went to FBI offices to 'help?'

2tallbill · « **Reply #1645 on:** May 12, 2013, 05:02:22 PM »

Quote from: ML on May 12, 2013, 06:48:30 AM

2Tall, did you see the episodes of "Everyone Loves Raymond" where policeman brother Robert applied for FBI job and their mother went to FBI offices to 'help?'

Nope

knighta · « **Reply #1646 on:** May 12, 2013, 06:20:11 PM »

Quote from: 2tallbill on May 12, 2013, 05:02:22 PM

Nope

A couple of clips from the episode

Part 1 of 2

Robert is with the FBI hire guy

Part 2 of 2

Marie is with the FBI hire guy

This episode is Lucky Suit Season 6 Episode 16

Seen every episode myself.

ML · « **Reply #1647 on:** May 12, 2013, 08:02:21 PM »

I thought Seinfeld was best ever; then I thought Raymond was best ever; then 2 and Half Men; now Big Bang.

With Raymond . . . did anyone see the episode when Mother Marie created the sculpture that looked like a 'female body part?' Hilarious.

Another great one was when Raymond bought a sexy game, and Debra actually wanted to play it.

Lily · « **Reply #1648 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:36:42 PM »

What do you see on the picture?

Larry1 · « **Reply #1649 on:** May 14, 2013, 03:43:39 PM »

I see a girl's popka, but I think it's actually a guy's right deltoid and pectoral muscles.

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