Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 718267 times)

SANDRO43 · « **Reply #1875 on:** January 16, 2014, 11:18:01 AM »

Quote from: Gator on January 16, 2014, 07:55:46 AM

My Russian stepson (8th grade) thought it funny:

I agree, it is!

Lily · « **Reply #1876 on:** January 16, 2014, 01:19:14 PM »

The Natural · « **Reply #1877 on:** January 17, 2014, 12:53:17 AM »

Hahaha, so true about the passwords.

SANDRO43 · « **Reply #1878 on:** January 17, 2014, 05:33:02 AM »

A woman comes out of the shower and sighs to her husband: "I wish I had larger breasts..."
He replies: "If you want them to grow larger, pass a piece of toilet paper between them."
She does that for a few seconds, then asks: "How long does it take?"
He: "Do that every day for a few years."
She: "A few years? And it works?"
He: "It did with your arse."

Lily · « **Reply #1879 on:** January 17, 2014, 12:48:50 PM »

No comments

The Natural · « **Reply #1880 on:** January 18, 2014, 04:07:33 AM »

- When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

10 Things That Brits Don’t Realize Are Offensive to Americans:
http://www.bbcamerica.com/mind-the-gap/2013/01/24/10-things-brits-dont-realize-are-offensive-to-americans/

- Declaring that American cuisine begins with burgers and ends with cheeseburgers will be considered hostile, even if your U.S. audience secretly agrees with you.

LOL, that's funny stuff

Lily · « **Reply #1881 on:** January 19, 2014, 11:50:22 AM »

Lily · « **Reply #1882 on:** January 19, 2014, 06:45:17 PM »

31 Maps Mocking National Stereotypes Around the World

Worth a visit

http://www.boredpanda.com/mapping-stereotypes/

Lily · « **Reply #1883 on:** January 21, 2014, 09:27:22 AM »

Muzh · « **Reply #1884 on:** January 28, 2014, 08:27:18 AM »

Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

FIVE OTHER SIMPLE TRUTHS:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Bonus Truth: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband...

Muzh · « **Reply #1885 on:** January 28, 2014, 11:13:36 AM »

US hope for Olympic Gold in gymnastics.

Lily · « **Reply #1886 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:00:00 AM »

Alina Kabayeva will light the Olympic fire.

And what you have done for your girlfriend?

ML · « **Reply #1887 on:** February 01, 2014, 12:18:11 PM »

The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders sent the US Troops in Afghanistan a music video and they sent one back … mimicking them almost to perfection. SO cool!!!

Plus the Soldiers light off a four point deuce mortar as a point of punctuation.

http://cheatingissinful.com/cheerleaders-and-soldiers-call-me-maybe/

Shadow · « **Reply #1888 on:** February 01, 2014, 02:28:53 PM »

Quote from: ML on February 01, 2014, 12:18:11 PM

The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders sent the US Troops in Afghanistan a music video and they sent one back … mimicking them almost to perfection. SO cool!!!

Plus the Soldiers light off a four point deuce mortar as a point
of punctuation.

http://cheatingissinful.com/cheerleaders-and-soldiers-call-me-maybe/

Hard to watch those fat American women dancing around

jone · « **Reply #1889 on:** February 01, 2014, 06:56:43 PM »

Muzh · « **Reply #1890 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:45:22 PM »

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money, and
never appears to have noticed that
you actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

Lily · « **Reply #1891 on:** February 03, 2014, 07:24:21 PM »

Lily · « **Reply #1892 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:05:08 PM »

Russian Bazar

SANDRO43 · « **Reply #1893 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:52:18 PM »

In tune with the mascot for our Expo 2015 (theme: Feed the Planet) proposed by Disney Italia

:

Who started this peculiar type of art was Italian painter Giuseppe Arcimboldo (1526/1527–1593):

Lily · « **Reply #1894 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:59:49 AM »

This Russian restaurant used the automated translation into English

Lily · « **Reply #1895 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:15:44 PM »

viking · « **Reply #1896 on:** February 06, 2014, 05:31:02 PM »

Let's not belittle those people who are unfortunate enough not to know how to use a toilet. Or ingenious enough to know how to stick it to westerners.

2tallbill · « **Reply #1897 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:59:55 PM »

Lily · « **Reply #1898 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:40:57 PM »

Lily · « **Reply #1899 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:00:45 PM »

What does the insect do to the frog?

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