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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #300 on: November 11, 2007, 03:29:53 PM »
How rumors get started...........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #301 on: November 11, 2007, 03:39:38 PM »
A mans first happy moment.........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #302 on: November 11, 2007, 03:49:08 PM »
Little Billy often thought his parents sent him to the
wrong school...........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #303 on: November 11, 2007, 05:08:02 PM »
True story, I have a collegue who sold windows to a
man named Buster Highman

I gave a bid to a man from from Viet Nam whose name
was Phuc Dat. I didn't get awarded the project.

I had another collegue who sold a man windows who his
name was Ron Heller and his company was named
Heller Highwater construction.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #304 on: November 11, 2007, 06:41:59 PM »
Breasts.........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #305 on: November 11, 2007, 06:44:39 PM »
more of the same
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #306 on: November 11, 2007, 06:45:50 PM »
more
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #307 on: November 11, 2007, 06:47:09 PM »
more............
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #308 on: November 11, 2007, 06:51:27 PM »
keeping abreast of things...........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #309 on: November 11, 2007, 07:25:53 PM »
breast stroke?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #310 on: November 11, 2007, 07:27:19 PM »
Motivation
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
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Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #311 on: November 11, 2007, 08:31:51 PM »
Is this subject about tapped out?

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FSUW are not for entry level daters
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
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Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #312 on: November 11, 2007, 08:34:35 PM »
Testing..........graded pass fail?
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #313 on: November 11, 2007, 08:37:14 PM »
more?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #314 on: November 11, 2007, 08:38:23 PM »
continued..........
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #315 on: November 11, 2007, 08:44:58 PM »
focus.........
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #316 on: November 11, 2007, 08:46:48 PM »
pro dater?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #317 on: November 11, 2007, 10:07:55 PM »
bad pick up lines...........
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FSUW are not for entry level daters
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FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #318 on: November 11, 2007, 10:31:34 PM »
deeply disturbing..........
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #319 on: November 11, 2007, 10:32:28 PM »
Stop Staring........
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #320 on: November 11, 2007, 10:37:53 PM »
reality bites......
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #321 on: November 12, 2007, 07:07:25 AM »
2tallbill you are the Henny Youngman of RWD.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #322 on: November 13, 2007, 07:36:33 AM »
Quote from: Son of Clyde on November 12, 2007, 07:07:25 AM
2tallbill you are the Henny Youngman of RWD.

That's a little more credit than I deserve, but thanks for the nice compliment.

Bill
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #323 on: November 13, 2007, 08:29:23 AM »
Bill, you, and this thread, are about the only reason I visit RWD anymore.  You must subscribe to some sort of "Joke-Of-The-Day" service, nobody can remember that many funny stories.

Keep us laughing.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #324 on: November 13, 2007, 09:25:37 AM »
JB your making me blush.

But no, I just tell jokes so it seems when anyone hears a good one they send it to me.

Take care,

Bill

The next joke was sent to me by my friend Charley
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!
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