Time for some Humor!!

[mendeleyev]

 

[Lily]

 
 

[Larry1]

Is that from a Miami, Florida hotel?

[2tallbill]

[2tallbill]

[2tallbill]

[ML]

Some amazing athletic feats

http://www.youtube.com/embed/A6XUVjK9W4o?list=PL9458E0DA29E8E2BA

[ML]

Confucius Say:

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
 
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
 
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
 
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
 
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

[ML]

Sorry, a repeat of Doug's post.

[Lily]

 
Russian Crocodile Ghena made with cucumbers

[Turboguy]

WHY MEN ARE SELDOMLY DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,

                                                                                                 He or she can still be your friend.]
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it

And to the men who will enjoy reading it.





Men Are Just Happier People


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[Lily]

The Soviet Superman: ShaurMan
 

 
Russian road police is cooler than Batman!
 

 
 
 
Russian Grannies sing a Britney Spears song 
 

[Lily]

Russian Police Ghostbusters
 
(knowledge of Russian recommended for watching)
 

[Gator]

Lily, the singing babushek were funny, especially when spilling her chai/vodka.

[Lily]

 
Forgot to buy the diapers!

[calmissile]

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[Gator]

Never thought of this. 

[Lily]

[Muzh]

What?? No whipped cream??

[ML]

Where's the cherry?

[SANDRO43]

Lily, your recent posts here show you've become somewhat raunchy . Is the Canadian air inspiring you to a more risqué attitude than before ?

[BillyB]

Lily, your recent posts here show you've become somewhat raunchy . Is the

Her posts are innocent. What's going through men's imaginations are another story.

[ML]

When I have posted pics similar to what Lily posts, my posts have been deleted and I get a nasty warning message from a mod.

But yes, I know Lily and I have different physical characteristics, and I don't have that magical RW designation.

[2tallbill]

[GoodOlBoy]

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost…
 
Jeff Foxworthy