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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1750 on: September 16, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »
Ménage à trois gone wrong !!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/terry-antone-jenkins-assault-girlfriend-threeway-cousin_n_3920709.html?hpweird=y

​Biggest question . . . why was he not enjoying it ???​
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1751 on: September 21, 2013, 11:17:43 AM »
Ménage à trois gone wrong !!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/terry-antone-jenkins-assault-girlfriend-threeway-cousin_n_3920709.html?hpweird=y

​Biggest question . . . why was he not enjoying it ???​


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1752 on: October 05, 2013, 02:14:11 PM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1754 on: October 12, 2013, 07:44:42 PM »
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1755 on: October 21, 2013, 05:52:25 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1756 on: October 22, 2013, 09:51:18 AM »
Washington Redskins solve name controversy


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1757 on: October 26, 2013, 12:37:02 PM »
PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARDS - FINALISTS[/size][/b][/font]       [/color]
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[/size]How does this even get past the planning phase?[/font][/b][/color]
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  </blockquote> </blockquote> [/size]Hmmmmm…[/font]      [/b][/color]
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  </blockquote> </blockquote> [/size]Should have measured twice![/font]      [/b][/color]
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[/size]Apparently, you don’t want anyone seeing your face, [/color]
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[/size]but everything else is okay?[/color]
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[/size]The oak seat is a nice touch, though.[/font][/b][/color]
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  </blockquote> </blockquote> [/size]And the purpose for the door is?[/font]      [/b][/color]
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  </blockquote> </blockquote> [/size]This stall is for people that have arms like an Orangutan...[/font]      [/b][/color]
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  </blockquote> </blockquote> [/size]This would be the “half bath” noted in the real estate listing?      [/color]
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[/size]Very Classy!And, only three steps when you’re in a hurry![/font][/b][/color]
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[/size]AND THE PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.....[/font][/b][/color]
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[/size]Brilliant....[/font][/b][/color]
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[/size]ALL OF THESE PLUMBERS ARE THANKFULLY NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS.[/font][/b][/color]
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[/size]THEY HAVE SADLY BEEN ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE AND NOW SERVE IN VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.[/font][/b][/color]
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1758 on: October 26, 2013, 04:44:58 PM »
ML, your post is a right royal mess, at least on my screen :(, all tags - mostly empty - and no images. I tried some fixing, but had to give up.

Try again ;)
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1759 on: October 26, 2013, 06:14:20 PM »
ML, your post is a right royal mess, at least on my screen :( , all tags - mostly empty - and no images. I tried some fixing, but had to give up.

Try again ;)

Considering the title of this thread, I think he's playing a joke on us.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1760 on: October 27, 2013, 11:37:09 AM »
How women use beer to rape men

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1761 on: October 27, 2013, 02:58:28 PM »
ML, your post is a right royal mess, at least on my screen :( , all tags - mostly empty - and no images. I tried some fixing, but had to give up.

Try again ;)


Let me give it a try
















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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1762 on: October 27, 2013, 03:03:01 PM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1763 on: October 27, 2013, 03:13:29 PM »
ML, your post is a right royal mess, at least on my screen :( , all tags - mostly empty - and no images. I tried some fixing, but had to give up.

Try again ;)















FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1764 on: October 27, 2013, 04:10:40 PM »
PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARDS - FINALISTS[/size][/b][/font]       

Some people just don't know how to tell a joke  :)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1765 on: October 27, 2013, 04:44:37 PM »
I have seen some of these pictures that are similar of what I saw when I was in the military at my last command.  They put up a wall in the window so now you can never open or a close a window.  They put in a closet and the closet door is directly underneath a light cover so you cant change the bulbs and now the lights are useless since they are out so the closet is always dark.  They put in a wall in one large room to make it into two smaller rooms and to turn the lights off and in one room you have to go to the other room they never did reroute the wires and make a light switch to the room that didn't have any in the first place. 

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1766 on: October 29, 2013, 02:29:13 PM »
 :(

Poor girl was voted 2013 US #1 choice for a Halloween Costume....












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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1767 on: October 29, 2013, 06:06:42 PM »
:(

Poor girl was voted 2013 US #1 choice for a Halloween Costume....












 :P

Well, unless she has another head that we can't see, what's wrong with her?

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1768 on: October 29, 2013, 08:21:10 PM »

Well, unless she has another head that we can't see, what's wrong with her?

She was originally on the healthcare.gov website before it was changed.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1769 on: October 30, 2013, 01:37:41 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1770 on: October 30, 2013, 02:00:13 PM »
....
 

 
« Last Edit: October 30, 2013, 02:02:26 PM by The Natural »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1772 on: October 30, 2013, 03:05:55 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1773 on: October 30, 2013, 04:38:54 PM »



As sick as I must be, I *really* love the first one...


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1774 on: October 30, 2013, 05:04:17 PM »
Don't know Daveman, saw the first video and parts of the second and I gotta say it's more sad than funny. Kinda sadistic I would say, on unsuspecting People who watched too many horror stories on TV or something, and were prone. This is too crude for my taste even though I chuckled a couple of times. Must have been Hell on Earth (literally) for those subjected to it at the time.

 

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